Don't mess up with the jalapeños
"We men are creatures of habit. After a lifetime of using my left hand for, let's say, handling the fire hose, switching to my right hand made it feel as if a total stranger was helping out. It was creepy. To get past the awkwardness, I named my right hand Sergio and pretended I was in prison. That's called making the best of a bad situation."
check out his blog post: